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Old 01-13-2006, 04:24 PM   #1
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Pregnancy Q & A & More!

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Pregnancy Q & A & more!


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.


Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.


Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.


Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?


Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.


Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.


Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.


Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.


Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.


Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.



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Old 01-13-2006, 05:27 PM   #2
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OH, TexasT!! Those are GREAT!!!!
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Old 01-13-2006, 05:57 PM   #3
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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?
LOL, This ones my Fav
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:06 PM   #4
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LOL...TexasTamale those are great!
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:13 PM   #5
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The more I look at these, the more they sound like they were answered by Maxine
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:19 PM   #6
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ROTF!!!!! LOVE MAXINE

And always the "look" on her dogs face!
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:28 PM   #7
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I love the crazy old lady too!! She says things that I feel all the time!hehe
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Old 01-14-2006, 07:43 AM   #8
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FUNNY!!!
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I'm sending this to DH for future reference!!! One day it might come in handy for him to review it
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