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Old 01-24-2009, 07:37 AM   #1
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Preparation H

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Trust me, there are much, much worse things to touch than your mouth. Think BenGay in the wrong place!
Just saw this post in a thread about chili peppers and it reminded me of a Bill Engval skit....

The label on a tube of Preparation H says 'Do not take orally'... To this he said, "Dear Preparation H, I ate this hole dang tube and I still got them hemorrhoids. But my mouths so small, I can't even eat a jelly bean no more!!! But I can whistle real good!!!"



Hope it gets you laughing this morning!!!!

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Old 01-24-2009, 08:53 AM   #2
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I love the blue collar guys!! Thanks for the giggles!!
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:20 PM   #3
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true story-prep h mistaken for birth control salve
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You folks are just too funny. Just what would i do without a good laugh from ya'll?.
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Old 01-26-2009, 10:52 AM   #5
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Well, the only thing I've ever done with Preparation H is to tap it under my eyes after a rough night. Yep, it works. Probably not a good substance to get in your eyes, however. Vanity can make one do really stooopid things. I love Bill Engvall!
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