Originally Posted by Scotch
Trust me, there are much, much worse things to touch than your mouth. Think BenGay in the wrong place!
Just saw this post in a thread about chili peppers and it reminded me of a Bill Engval skit....
The label on a tube of Preparation H says 'Do not take orally'... To this he said, "Dear Preparation H, I ate this hole dang tube and I still got them hemorrhoids. But my mouths so small, I can't even eat a jelly bean no more!!! But I can whistle real good!!!"
Hope it gets you laughing this morning!!!!