Preparation H

[Big Shot]

Trust me, there are much, much worse things to touch than your mouth. Think BenGay in the wrong place!

Just saw this post in a thread about chili peppers and it reminded me of a Bill Engval skit....

The label on a tube of Preparation H says 'Do not take orally'... To this he said, "Dear Preparation H, I ate this hole dang tube and I still got them hemorrhoids. But my mouths so small, I can't even eat a jelly bean no more!!! But I can whistle real good!!!"



Hope it gets you laughing this morning!!!!

 

[texasgirl]

I love the blue collar guys!! Thanks for the giggles!!

 

[babetoo]

true story-prep h mistaken for birth control salve

 

[lifesaver]

You folks are just too funny. Just what would i do without a good laugh from ya'll?.

 

[HMGgal]

Well, the only thing I've ever done with Preparation H is to tap it under my eyes after a rough night. Yep, it works. Probably not a good substance to get in your eyes, however. Vanity can make one do really stooopid things. I love Bill Engvall!