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Old 01-21-2006, 07:29 PM   #1
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.



If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.


If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.


If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.


If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.


If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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Old 01-21-2006, 07:38 PM   #2
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Mish, please press #2 for me.
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Old 01-21-2006, 07:41 PM   #3
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Mish, please press #2 for me.
I can't, Wasabi. I have to wait on the line until they come and get me.
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Old 01-21-2006, 07:42 PM   #4
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Ok, I'll stay on the line till they trace my call.
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Old 01-21-2006, 07:45 PM   #5
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And, I broke the phone hitting #1, over and over and over again.
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Old 01-21-2006, 08:54 PM   #6
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No one is answering!!!!!! Wait I'll press 345and 6


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Old 01-21-2006, 09:14 PM   #7
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Hey Kadesma.............this is the little voice in your head.........stop pressing the numbers...........it is evil.
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Old 01-21-2006, 09:24 PM   #8
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I pressed one and two...for real.

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Old 01-21-2006, 09:53 PM   #9
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Seriously - Whenever there is a pre-recorded message, press 1, 2, etc.

PRESS 0

I promise you, it almost always works & you will talk to a live person. Let's all do it & put an end to pressing #s. Anybody in?
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Old 01-21-2006, 09:56 PM   #10
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It doesn't matter what number I press, no one will answer.
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