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[luvs]

i'm very sorry about your sister, jkath. that's so sad.
i'm sorry i didn't mention the death rate for the pancreatitis. i didn't want to scare you guys.
but like i always say, don't worry about me. i'll be fine. i've been through much more than i've posted about and that i don't intend to post about; my new 'esophagus' is a silicone tube i connect to a microvasive button in my belly; i've had a cardiac arrest at least once and they're fairly certain i had a full-blown heart attack not so very long ago. i have tachycardia now. then the pancreatitis, and i'm still here and thriving!
i refuse to die at 24 years old!
i know the pancreatitis is potentially fatal, jkath, but i'm a fighter. i'll be here as long as the site is.
i won't let myself die.
believe me, you haven't even heard the half of it. if you want to know, pm me and i'll fill you in on it.

 

[luvs]

time for another gripe session.
i just found out my feeding tube will be in for at least another year or two. i don't MIND it, but it's a PIA having to be hooked up to an IV pole 24 hours a day. i have no social life anymore; it all centers around the stupid feeding tube. it's not a big deal to actually have it; i just have a little thing called a microvasive button, and it's undetectable. i hardly notice it half the time.
it saved my life, i know that much, but it's still aggrivating.

 

[Barbara L]

wow, you guys ordered me the 5 hp gas engine flow-bee?
now i can give a haircut, weed whack, and julienne veggies all with one unit!!!!! see, it has interchangeable heads.

Just be careful when you use that thing on me buckytom. I don't have interchangeable heads!

Barbara

 

[jkath]

Just be careful when you use that thing on me buckytom. I don't have interchangeable heads!

Barbara

but wouldn't that be cool, Barbara? Like Barbie dolls.
"Hmmm...I just woke up and I'm late for work - I think I'll go with this head- it already has makeup and the hair is perfect!"


Bucky, you got another package and I opened it, because my new hilighting brushes were in there too. What exactly is a "super-duper-coiff-inator"?

BTW, if anyone is interested, I've made up too much of this high volume peroxide bleach solution. Anyone wanna go platinum blonde?

 

[luvs]

i'll go platinum. i was platinum blonde for years and it really suited me. i once dyed my hair blood red with this funky dye i got in a head shop. it was sorta like manic panic hair dye. it was so pretty.

 

[middie]

everytime i went red it faded. i got tired of paying all that money for it to fade so i went back to blonde. platinum i don't know about though. can you mix up an ash blonde jkath?

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

I need my rear waxed.

 

[luvs]

I need my rear waxed.

ewwwwww!!!!!!!!! you have to get your BUTT waxed?!

 

[jkath]

no more potty talk, please. I'm in Mommy-mode today.

Luvs, I hope you like the platinum - I did it while you were sleeping so you didn't have to waste any time today

Middie, how about a nice tri-color blonding? We'll do a trio of pale neutral, medium ash and a bit darker of a auburn blonde. It will be stunning.

 

[Barbara L]

Maidrite keeps saying he wants to go platinum, since he was platinum as a toddler, but it would not look good on him! When I think of him with platinum hair, I get the image of Bing Bell from the movie Evil Roy Slade, for some reason! The really crazy thing is, when I got that image in my head, I hurried to ebay and found the movie Evil Roy Slade and bought it! lol Someone at Amazon.com's auction site was selling the VHS version for over $100, and others were selliing it for $30 and more, but I found a new DVD version for $9.50 ($4.50 s&h). Has anyone ever seen that movie? One of the stupidest and funniest movies ever made.

Barbara

 

[jkath]

Never heard of it. Stupid and funny is always good entertainment

I believe I'm in the mood to braid some hair like Bo Derek in "10"

Any takers? Maidrite, that may be the look you're searching for!

 

[Barbara L]

I believe I'm in the mood to braid some hair like Bo Derek in "10" ...Maidrite, that may be the look you're searching for!

Barbara

 

[jkath]

I'm done, Barbara!

What do you think of your "new man"? What a looker!

Well, I'm off to do some more laundry and finish my son's room.

 

[Barbara L]

Woohoo!!!

Barbara

 

[middie]

jkath okay i'm game. it does sound stunningly beautiful !!
maidrite you're looking pretty s-e-x-y there. barbara you
lucky woman you.

 

[jkath]

How do you like it, Middie?

 

[luvs]

i love my hair, jkath. thanks for doing it while i was sleeping, but, um, my pillowcase and sheets are black with pink skeletons with bows on thier heads and gray heart-shaped flames surrounding them.

at least, they USED to be. now they have bleach spots all over them. hopefully Hot Topics still has them so i can get a new set.

 

[middie]

jkath i don't like it i LOVE it !!!! thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you !!!!!!!!!

 

[luvs]

middie, you look FANTASTIC!

 

[jkath]

Now we all can take our time at the spa, since Sushi prepaid for us.

Won't we look lovely!