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Old 10-19-2005, 04:15 PM   #1
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PUNishment

Someone just sent me this. No way Im suffering alone.

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says ...

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Old 10-19-2005, 04:16 PM   #2
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"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:39 PM   #3
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That IS bad!! But, it's funny
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:40 PM   #4
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hehehehe!!!!!
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Old 10-19-2005, 06:58 PM   #5
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You should be PUNished for that one, Mugsy.
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Old 10-19-2005, 10:48 PM   #6
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I'm in pain and it's your fault. I hope you're satisfied.
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Old 10-19-2005, 11:12 PM   #7
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andy i have some tylenol... need some ?
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Old 10-21-2005, 01:46 AM   #8
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OH!!! Don't get me started on Puns! I love em!

I once submitted a whole deca-pod of puns to see if they'd get a giggle (no pun in ten did).

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OH!!! Don't get me started on Puns! I love em!

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