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Old 10-03-2006, 09:02 PM   #1
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Put things in perspective...

Sometimes you just need to put things in perspective....



I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on the sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blonde and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a
sofa bed.

Aren't older women Great!
They really know how to solve your mid-life crises................

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Old 10-03-2006, 09:05 PM   #2
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Love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:37 PM   #3
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Woohoo Marge,



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Old 10-03-2006, 09:44 PM   #4
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Touché
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Old 10-04-2006, 04:47 PM   #5
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roflmao . Yet another great one Marge !
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:35 AM   #6
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Good one! Thanks
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Old 10-05-2006, 10:58 AM   #7
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Made my day, thanks.
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:19 PM   #8
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Excellent.
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:02 PM   #9
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Soooo glad you liked it.
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Very good! Dh got a laugh out of it, too.
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