Question that I need the answer to:

[Maverick2272]

After reading this thread it has occurred to me that I cannot in good conscious answer the questions without at least three shots from a .38 special, two pot bellied beer chasers, and then going at least three rounds with a womprat bullseying them at at least 300yrds in my T-38.

 

[mattmac]

Sounds good - then we'll see you in about an hour?

 

[Hoot]

Let me see ......hand me that piano!!!

 

[goboenomo]

So I want everyone to think about this question...take your time, perhaps discuss it while cooking with a family member or friend. Even here at DC if you wish. It's a very serious question with serious consequences...so here it goes:

If it takes twenty-two blueberry pancakes to shingle a doghouse, how long does it take a turkey with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a peanut?



(More importantly, can you read that question without cracking up? I can't.)

I fell out of my chair laughing.


But this question would depend on many things:
the weight of the turkey
the size of the peanut
the size of the wooden leg
the angle of the wooden leg
how pointy is the tip of the wooden leg
what surface is this peanut against
and more....

 

[mattmac]

*hands Hoot a cookie* I hope this will do.

Goboenomo - good! Now see if you can answer it!

 

[goboenomo]

Edited post ^

 

[mattmac]

Ah yes - all valid and completely useless points you have presented us with. The answer to all of them is, "fwoosh!"

 

[DietitianInTraining]

CrAzY PeOpLe!!!

 

[goboenomo]

fwoosh, eh?

Let's see... *pulls out timer*

fwoosh
......

About half a second.

 

[mattmac]

Garble! Now what is half a second plus peanut butter equal to?

 

[goboenomo]

Hmmm
I don't know

 

[mattmac]

Well, where is your calcumanator?

 

[goboenomo]

At home...
I don't need it today.

 

[mattmac]

Do you have it now?

 

[Dove]

I just hung a big sign on my woodshed door mattmac ...it says "welcome' LOL