Originally Posted by mattmac
So I want everyone to think about this question...take your time, perhaps discuss it while cooking with a family member or friend. Even here at DC if you wish. It's a very serious question with serious consequences...so here it goes:
If it takes twenty-two blueberry pancakes to shingle a doghouse, how long does it take a turkey with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a peanut?
(More importantly, can you read that question without cracking up? I can't.)
I fell out of my chair laughing.
But this question would depend on many things:
the weight of the turkey
the size of the peanut
the size of the wooden leg
the angle of the wooden leg
how pointy is the tip of the wooden leg
what surface is this peanut against