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Old 02-09-2013, 12:55 AM   #161
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:44 AM   #162
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She is beginning to feel tired and is knocking at my door. She wants a place to rest for a bit.
Make sure you offer her a nice cup of tea Ads
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Old 02-09-2013, 10:22 PM   #164
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:27 PM   #166
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My Grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60, she's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Old 02-10-2013, 03:31 PM   #167
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That's why I walk in the mall...it always takes me back, eventually, to the door I came in. Now I just have to remember which door I came in...
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:43 PM   #168
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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