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Old 03-18-2009, 06:58 PM   #1
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Smile Re:Joke..Remember I was born part blond(Ck. my photos)



Yep, another blonde joke ...




THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN

ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS

SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO

SEE HER TICKET.

SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY

CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS

THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE

SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND

WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO T HE BLONDE AND TRIES TO

EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE

WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M

GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY

SHOULD

HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS

BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE

THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,

AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."

SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED

HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ......"






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Old 03-18-2009, 07:01 PM   #2
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Thanks for the laugh, Marge. That was funny.
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Old 03-18-2009, 07:53 PM   #3
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Thanks for the laugh, Marge.
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Oh, Dove, that was priceless! Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:15 PM   #5
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My sis is still a blond at age 69. i always look for blond jokes for her....
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OMG ~ being strawberry blond I have my total blond moments so this is hysterical.
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