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Old 01-13-2009, 09:37 PM   #1
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Really bad joke


There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."


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Old 01-13-2009, 09:39 PM   #2
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As bad as it was, Ill be sure to tell my wife since she has a warped sense of humor

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Old 01-13-2009, 09:41 PM   #3
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haha ... maybe it is the medication i just took ... but that was funny!
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:52 AM   #4
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Hoo-boy! You been hanging around my father, roadfix?

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Old 01-14-2009, 06:05 AM   #5
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That was funny!
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Old 01-14-2009, 06:31 AM   #6
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Boo, hiss hiss, moan!!

that is so lame, it is nothing but FUNNY!!LOL
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:11 AM   #7
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Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park!!!
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:33 AM   #8
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Ever groaned and laughed at the same time??
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Old 01-15-2009, 06:11 AM   #9
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Hey Roadfix, did you make this one up all by yourself?
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Old 01-16-2009, 07:34 PM   #10
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.......wow.......pretty cheesy!

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