Red Riding Hood

[TexasTamale]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

 

[pdswife]

heheheheheh~

 

[texasgirl]

I DID NOT expect that one!!!

 

[kadesma]

Oh lordy TexasT I just bloew onion soup all over the screen.

kadesma

 

[Piccolina]

Majorly LOL!!!

For some reason once I read the ending I was reminded of those Charmin toilet paper commercials with the cartoon bears in the woods.