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Old 01-05-2007, 05:25 PM   #11
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I'm 100% redneck chef!!

Katie, that's been my supper before!
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Old 01-05-2007, 05:36 PM   #12
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You might be a redneck chef if your pickup truck doubles as a meat tenderizer.
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If we weren't meant to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?
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Old 01-05-2007, 06:31 PM   #13
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You know your a redneck chef when you get a piece of corn stuck in your tooth


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Old 01-05-2007, 06:59 PM   #14
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You're a redneck chef if you've cooked squirrel, wild rabbit, raccoon or possum.

You're a redneck chef if you've made a meal out of greens, pork fat and cornbread.

You're a redneck chef if you've ever fed your family fried potato or white bean sandwiches, or satisfied your kids appetites with white bread and bacon grease gravy.
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:46 PM   #15
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And a redneck if you ate greens and didn't floss!
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:55 PM   #16
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You might be a redneck if you think chewing on a toothpick is the last course for every meal.
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:02 PM   #17
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You might be a redneck chef if you find yourself asking "Yungry?" or "Djeet jet?". to your guests. You probably are one too if you understand what I wrote.

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hehehehehehehehe, you got me! I understood exactly what you said
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Old 01-05-2007, 11:27 PM   #18
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You MIGHT be a redneck if....
your stove has 8 cylinders and get 15 miles to the gallon.
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Old 01-06-2007, 10:12 AM   #19
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Ok I think these are the last ones I can come up with:

You know your a red neck chef if your dishwasher has 4 legs and answers to Bubby.

You know your a rednecck chef if when a recipe calls for grilled mullet it always ends in severe burns to your face.

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You might be a redneck chef if you depend on the smoke detector as a cooking timer.
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