Redneck Chef

[StirBlue]

How do you know if you are a redneck chef?

 

[wasabi]

If your "Special of the Day" was tenderized on the road? What, what, it's late, give me a break. This is supposed to be a joke thread...right?

 

[philso]

if you have to ask, you are.

 

[skilletlicker]

If you've been been told, flat out, that might be a hint, but most of us don't take hints too well.

 

[candelbc]

You might be a redneck chef if you've ever used your Charcoal Grill indoors for any of the following reasons:

1. Mosquitos
2. Hurricane
3. 1960's Green Stove quit working
4. It heats the trailer better than the furnace
5. Because it does not fit in the car (DUH)


That's all I could come up with...
-Brad

 

[expatgirl]

YOu might be a redneck chef if you think that a wok is something that you take around the block.

 

[JDP]

You might be a redneck chef if you find yourself asking "Yungry?" or "Djeet jet?". to your guests. You probably are one too if you understand what I wrote.

JDP

 

[Katie H]

You might be a redneck chef is you think a 7-course gourmet meal is a six-pack and a bowl of greeits.

 

[candelbc]

You might be a redneck chef is you think a 7-course gourmet meal is a six-pack and a bowl of greeits.

NICE!! That had me laughing out loud!

 

[BigDog]

ROTFLMAO!

I love this topic! The country boy rednick in me comes raring and ready! Seeing this topic makes me happy as a tornado in a trailer park!



JDP, I understood . . . . .

wasabi, that's a good one. It might be more true then you know . . . . . ?

Katie E, yer close, but IMHO, it'd be a six pack and a bucket o' fried chicken!

candelbc, I've used charcoal indoors. Granted the house had a built in indoor charcoal grill, but . . . . .

expatgirl, I guess I'm a somewhat sophisticated redneck chef since I know the difference between a wok and a walk.

 

[crewsk]

I'm 100% redneck chef!!

Katie, that's been my supper before!

 

[Buck]

You might be a redneck chef if your pickup truck doubles as a meat tenderizer.

 

[JDP]

You know your a redneck chef when you get a piece of corn stuck in your tooth


JDP

 

[Constance]

You're a redneck chef if you've cooked squirrel, wild rabbit, raccoon or possum.

You're a redneck chef if you've made a meal out of greens, pork fat and cornbread.

You're a redneck chef if you've ever fed your family fried potato or white bean sandwiches, or satisfied your kids appetites with white bread and bacon grease gravy.

 

[StirBlue]

And a redneck if you ate greens and didn't floss!

 

[stargazer021]

You might be a redneck if you think chewing on a toothpick is the last course for every meal.

 

[Todd & Kathy]

You might be a redneck chef if you find yourself asking "Yungry?" or "Djeet jet?". to your guests. You probably are one too if you understand what I wrote.

JDP

hehehehehehehehe, you got me! I understood exactly what you said

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

You MIGHT be a redneck if....
your stove has 8 cylinders and get 15 miles to the gallon.

 

[JDP]

Ok I think these are the last ones I can come up with:

You know your a red neck chef if your dishwasher has 4 legs and answers to Bubby.

You know your a rednecck chef if when a recipe calls for grilled mullet it always ends in severe burns to your face.

JDP

 

[Buck]

You might be a redneck chef if you depend on the smoke detector as a cooking timer.