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Old 07-27-2008, 11:15 PM   #1
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Rock & Roll Re-Releases for Boomers Who Are Retiring

Rock & Roll Re-Releases For Boomers Who Are Retiring

* Bee Gees -- "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
* The Temptations --- "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"
* Ringo Star --- "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"
* Procol Harem -- "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"
* Johnny Nash --- "I Can't See Clearly Now"
* Leo Sayer --- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
* ABBA --- "Denture Queen"
* Paul Simon -- "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
* Roberta Flack -- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
* Bobby Darin --- "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

That was in my pastor's e-newsletter, and I thought it was too cute not to share.

Barbara

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Old 07-28-2008, 09:57 AM   #2
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Boy, they went over big, didn't they?

I think you better tell your pastor to keep his DAY JOB!
LOL!
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Those hit pretty close to home, Barbara.
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:58 PM   #4
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How about these?

The 5th Dementia...The Age if Arthritis

Rolling Stones...Can't afford my Medication

Elvis...Don't step on my orthopedic shoes

Chuck Berry...Maybelline can't do me no good

My chiropractor...Let's twist again


And here's a real one: Little Feat...Old Folk's Boogie
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Old 08-03-2008, 02:18 AM   #5
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Boy, they went over big, didn't they?

I think you better tell your pastor to keep his DAY JOB!
LOL!
LOL He didn't write them! I just thought they were cute and that some people might enjoy them.

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