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Old 01-05-2009, 01:03 PM   #11
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I like that and that is very true
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:04 PM   #12
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Sattie... hush!

/clears throat....

I'm sorry for the confusion there, Erinny. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Mr. Bloodin DeWater from the law firm of Screwie, Dooum, and Howe. I've been retained by Sattie to begin royalty negotiations regarding your use of your new forum signature which you have openly admitted my client has inspired....

That was good!!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:22 PM   #13
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Sattie... hush!

/clears throat....

I'm sorry for the confusion there, Erinny. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Mr. Bloodin DeWater from the law firm of Screwie, Dooum, and Howe. I've been retained by Sattie to begin royalty negotiations regarding your use of your new forum signature which you have openly admitted my client has inspired....
How nice to meet you, sir. Please come on up to my cabin, and we'll discuss this. By the way, your timing is excellent.
I just got finished cleaning my shotgun.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:28 PM   #14
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Someone said, a town is but a town, the people make it a community.
Sattie gave me the idea for my new signature, just for DC.

From one who has felt the love and support of this family beyond description, I say a hearty, "Amen."
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:32 PM   #15
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How nice to meet you, sir. Please come on up to my cabin, and we'll discuss this. By the way, your timing is excellent.
I just got finished cleaning my shotgun.
Uh, we gonna need a lawyer of a different sort now??

Love the signature!
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:33 PM   #16
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I wish I had a signiture, I just can't find one that's not already being used, lol
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:40 PM   #17
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." Calvin Trillin.

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." Fran Lebowitz

Just a couple of suggestions, LOL.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:44 PM   #18
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Thanks Maverick, I'll ponder those! :o)
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:47 PM   #19
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How nice to meet you, sir. Please come on up to my cabin, and we'll discuss this. By the way, your timing is excellent.
I just got finished cleaning my shotgun.
I have a deposition to take so I'll be unable to attend personally. We'll be sending one of our clerks instead. You can't miss him. Name's Buckytom, looks a bit like Homer Simpson
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:56 PM   #20
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heres a couple I found....


You don't sew with a fork

so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles. Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food



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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. ~Robert Fuoss



A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb
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