Just had a Sears home improvement telemarketer call. He wanted to sell me weather stripping and new windows. I told him I have double paned windows and I don't feel any drafts, I'll pass on the A/C to. But thank you though.
He cuts me off with one last question..
What do you see in your foreseeable future as your next home improvement?
Thought for a sec, told him, "Nothing that I can see.. Except maybe the bank foreclosing on my house. Now THAT would be an improvement!"
He started laughing thanked me for my time..
I should leave the Telemarketers alone..
P.S The banks NOT foreclosing on my house.. Just kidding about that.