Senility creeps on apace.
Can anyone remember a television series - a western I think - with a character called "Porkchop" (but not the Disney dog of the same name) in it?
I seem to remember that he was a secondary, possibly semi-comic, character in a 1960s(?) western although the friend who started this says I'm confusing Porkchop with the cook, Wishbone, in the "Rawhide" series.
Please help a couple of elderly ladies who are being driven scatty by this.
(Off at a tangent - While searching the above on Google I was amused to read that, according to Wikipaedia, "A pork chop is a chop of pork". Well, yes, it would be, wouldn't it.)
Donít look for the light at the end of the tunnel. Stomp along and switch the bl**dy thing on yourself.