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Old 03-31-2006, 07:27 AM   #1
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Sign Of The Times...

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said..............You've Got Male

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Old 03-31-2006, 09:52 AM   #2
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trying to figure out how a uxb key might be added to that...lol
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Old 03-31-2006, 01:09 PM   #3
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lol! Thanks for the giggle.
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So funny! Thank you!
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