Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

[IcyMist]

[SIZE=-1]Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You answer the door before people knock.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] away without using the timer.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] realizing it's not plugged in.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You ride an exercise bike to work.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You use coffee flavored mouthwash.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] * You help your dog chase its tail.[/SIZE]

 

[kadesma]

Oh boy,
time to start drinking water
Good one Icymist

kadesma

 

[wasabi]

I have the signs.............I need help.

 

[texasgirl]

Most people want to know if there is life after death, coffee drinkers wonder if the their is life before coffee.

 

[vyapti]

I'm not sure there's such thing as too much coffee.

 

[middie]

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked


Yep that would be my luck lol

 

[pdswife]

Most people want to know if there is life after death, coffee drinkers wonder if the their is life before coffee.

LOL! This is me to a T!

Thanks TG

 

[AllenOK]

LOL! I'm the "Is there life before coffee" type.

 

[jkath]

I'm fwding this to my sis whose license plate frame says "All the coffee beans in Columbia cannot make me a morning person"

 

[Angie]

I'm not sure there's such thing as too much coffee.

You took the words right out of my mouth!

 

[cloudybutnice]

I stopped drinking coffee about 5 years ago, as I was drinkingfar too much of the stuff. I had a raging headache for about 3 days, but have been OK since. I now drink a variety of healthier things, but no coffee. My favourite? A good cup of tea.

 

[liketobake]

umm coffee is yummy.I don't drink it every day but I love going to cafes and ordering exotic coffees.

 

[Constance]

I have never liked coffee, and I have really tried, because coffee is a social thing. I do like tea...hot or iced. I like it plain or with a squeeze of fresh lemon. I now use de-caff...it still tastes good, and I don't get shakey from the caffiene.