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Old 05-24-2006, 11:36 AM   #1
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Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

Signs That You're Drinking Too Much Coffee
* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You answer the door before people knock.
* You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
* You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet
away without using the timer.
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
* You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before
realizing it's not plugged in.
* You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
* You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
* You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
* You ride an exercise bike to work.
* You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
* You use coffee flavored mouthwash.
* You help your dog chase its tail.

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Old 05-24-2006, 04:19 PM   #2
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Oh boy,
time to start drinking water
Good one Icymist

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Old 05-24-2006, 05:12 PM   #3
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I have the signs.............I need help.
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Old 05-24-2006, 06:52 PM   #4
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Most people want to know if there is life after death, coffee drinkers wonder if the their is life before coffee.
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:10 PM   #5
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I'm not sure there's such thing as too much coffee.
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:26 PM   #6
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You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked


Yep that would be my luck lol
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:23 PM   #7
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Quote:
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Most people want to know if there is life after death, coffee drinkers wonder if the their is life before coffee.

LOL! This is me to a T!

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Old 05-25-2006, 09:04 AM   #8
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LOL! I'm the "Is there life before coffee" type.
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Old 05-25-2006, 12:00 PM   #9
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I'm fwding this to my sis whose license plate frame says "All the coffee beans in Columbia cannot make me a morning person"
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Old 05-25-2006, 07:45 PM   #10
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I'm not sure there's such thing as too much coffee.

You took the words right out of my mouth!
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