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Old 07-14-2007, 11:52 AM   #1
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Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast!


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Old 07-14-2007, 12:20 PM   #2
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Thats is so cute - !

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Old 07-14-2007, 12:47 PM   #3
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very good one!
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Old 07-14-2007, 01:47 PM   #4
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Thanks, right now I needed that.
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Old 07-14-2007, 02:26 PM   #5
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poor alligators--no fun at all and someone always waiting to wrestle and hogtie them
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Old 07-14-2007, 04:12 PM   #6
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That's brilliant! lol.x
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Old 07-14-2007, 08:33 PM   #7
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I need to know where that pond is! LOL

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