I just got this joke in my email. Had to share it
St. Patrick's day
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy
looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to
you, that you're from Ireland."The other guy responds proudly,
"Yes, that I am!"The first guy says, "So am I!
And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers,"I'm from Dublin , I am."
The first guy responds,"Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street
did you live on in Dublin ?"
The other guy says,"A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary
Street in the old central part of town."The first guy says,"Faith & it's
a small world, so did I! So did I!! And to what school would you have
been going?"The other guy answers,"Well now, I went to St. Mary's of
course."The first guy gets really excited and says,"And so did I. Tell
me, what year did you graduate?"The other guy answers,"Well, now, let's
see, I graduated in 1964."The first guy exclaims,"The Good Lord must be
smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up
in the same bar tonight.Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's
in 1964 my own self."
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a
beer.Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head &
"It's going to be a long night tonight!!!!"
Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"The Murphy twins are drunk again."