Originally Posted by buckytom
good morning, worm your honor. the crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you was caught red-handed showing feelings, showing feelings of an almost human nature.
this will not do.
call the schoolmaster!
yy-es, i admit it, i h-have feelings, sir, and you have h-hurt them, hurt them ba-ad.
the defense rests, your honor. it is now to be placed in the hands of this singularly sensitive jury that i cleverly culled from the pool, managing to disqualify most every one of the rude prospective jurors during voir dire.
ah now, the worm will turn....