this is the official over-the-hill-test, called the luvs-are-you-over-the-hill-assesment:
1.)how many times in a day do you say, 'where did i put my teeth?' before realizing they're in your mouth?
2.)how often do you misplace your glasses?
3.)how often do you buy hair coloring?
4.)do you say to kids, 'when i was your age, i had to trudge up hills in 9 feet of snow twice a day to get to and from school, all uphill. both ways'?
5.)how many times do you say, 'uhhh.....ummmm.....what was i gonna say?' per sentence?
6.)can you identify really well with sophia from 'the golden girls'?
7.)do you recall your name?
8.)do people offer to carry your groceries on a regular basis?
i believe that life would not be complete sans comfy 'ol tee-shirts, the Golden Girls, and the color pink
& rock on, PITTSBURGH-