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Old 09-30-2011, 01:17 AM   #21
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I though about knitting an edible bib from linguine, the problem is I cant knit.
Lol. :) Angle hair could give you a nice texture too. Now I have a mental image of people at a fine dining restaurant eating their bibs at the end of the meal.

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Old 09-30-2011, 01:18 AM   #22
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I have a mini harmonica on a necklace. :)

Also thinking about the possibility of a non-cheesey story about zombie plants again.
I always prefer my zombies without cheese. Lol!

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Old 09-30-2011, 01:36 AM   #23
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It's amazing how much white noise heating/cooling systems create. Everything seems quiet and then they turn off and you realize it was actually quite noisey. Then, every time after that when it comes back on, it seems distractingly, irritatingly loud. And when you try to ignore it or forget it you become consious that you're trying to ignore it or forget it so you end up focusing on it more.

It's like when a song gets stuck in your head and runs around in your brain like a little hamster in a wheel. The more you try to forget, the more you can feel those tiny claws scratching with each step. So you try harder to forget but the hamster just runs faster, it's little claws digging just a bit more. The only hope is to get distracted by something else. Only then does the hamster tire and fade away.
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I often think about the first person who got on an elephant for a ride, I wonder why he did it. The missed bus theory does not hold water for me.
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:57 AM   #25
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two quotes from my buddy robert just came to mind:

my favourite drink is my next one,

and,

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Why did you spell favorite "favourite" my mind is working overtime!!!!
Ps why is there no backtal?
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Why did you spell favorite "favourite" my mind is working overtime!!!!
Ps why is there no backtal?
Backtal?
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Oh! OK, I was a bit slow there. Good question. I wonder if there is any type of lobotomy other than the frontal.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pirates. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pirates, how pickled was Peter Piper?
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I wonder if people who have had a frontal............wonder?
Ps Do you think Camels with one humps are jealous of those with two and if size matters do Indian Elephants go to the therapists?

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