Stress Reliever .. 1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this
one?"
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Stress Reliever .. 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all
your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't
have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever .. 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming
home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever .. 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you
have married me if my father hadn't left me a
fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have
married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A
FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever .. 6
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to
scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever .. 7
" How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever .. 8
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe
your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: " Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her ? "
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever .. 9
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever .. 10
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife
after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Stress Reliever .. 11
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most
in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I
like your sense of humor."
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why ?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this
one?"
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Stress Reliever .. 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all
your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't
have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever .. 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever .. 4
Wife to husband: " What's your excuse for coming
home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: " What ? At 2 am ? "
Husband to wife: " Yes, We used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever .. 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you
have married me if my father hadn't left me a
fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have
married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A
FORTUNE"
__________________________________________
Stress Reliever .. 6
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report
card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to
scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever .. 7
" How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever .. 8
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe
your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: " I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: " Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her ? "
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever .. 9
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever .. 10
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife
after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Stress Reliever .. 11
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most
in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I
like your sense of humor."
