sush, just 'cause you have a girlfriend now doesn't mean you can start going all gooey and wishy washy on us. chin up man! suck in that gut and shoulders back. hoooah!
all of those soft feelings, and little childish habits and weaknesses are bad! and they should be kept crammed down in your gut with that goo and black stuff, and all of your other emotions and sensitivities. (the adams apple is like a plumbing "trap", in case they try to get out. notice that women don't have adam apples)
now adjust yourself, fire off a snot rocket, and put some sports on the tv.
A true lover of nature does not despair now that his mistress has turned a colder cheek.