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Old 07-09-2007, 11:53 AM   #1
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Summer courses for men...interesting!!!

THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS (Males)

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY June 29, 2007


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? --- Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? --- Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? --- Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion --- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques .
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered .
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration .
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day

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Old 07-09-2007, 11:59 AM   #2
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Loved it, sarah. Buck does pretty well in all areas except number 7 - Learning How to Find Things.

Even though the registration date has passed, I think a whole new "round" of classes is forming. I'm sure because I can hear a whole lot of wives saying, "Yes, he needs that one. Yup, that one, too."

Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:17 PM   #3
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I took the courses and found them very helpful, but I haven't recoved from the several facial tics and stuttering I now have.
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:25 PM   #4
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LOL! Very funny!

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Old 07-09-2007, 01:28 PM   #5
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I don't think it's funny at all
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THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS (FEMales)

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NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS ... WILL BE CANCELED. !
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:23 AM   #7
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Loved it, sarah. Buck does pretty well in all areas except number 7 - Learning How to Find Things.

Even though the registration date has passed, I think a whole new "round" of classes is forming. I'm sure because I can hear a whole lot of wives saying, "Yes, he needs that one. Yup, that one, too."

Thanks for the laugh.
u know actually i think these classes should be year round.they r much needed.dont u think?
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