My favorite is the one about the wife who was dumped for a younger model and told to sell the Porsche. So she put an ad in the paper.........early the next day she got a telephone call from an excited voice who informed her that he was definitely interested in coming over and seeing it but was was she aware that there was a misprint in the paper........she assured him that it was no misprint.........he zoomed over and they made the transaction.........later she told her ex to be that she had sold the Porche in one day and they met for her to turn over his half........to an extended palm she dropped in 50cents. Yep, she sold it for $1.00!!! Whether this is true or not I don't know but it did appear in an Ann Landers' advice column many years ago.......
The only difference between a "cook" and a "Chef" is who cleans up the kitchen.