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Old 04-01-2010, 12:35 AM   #1
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Talking to the Lord (Joke)

Patrick climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to be close to the Lord for a private conversation.

He asked, "Lord what is a million years to you?"

The Lord replied, "A million years is but a minute to me."

Patrick asked, "Lord, what is a million dollars to you?"

The Lord replied, "A million dollars is but a penny to me."

Patrick asked, "Lord, can I have a penny?"

The Lord replied, "In a minute."
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:12 AM   #2
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...that's funny
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