Talking to the Lord (Joke)
Patrick climbed to the top of Mt. Sinai to be close to the Lord for a private conversation.
He asked, "Lord what is a million years to you?"
The Lord replied, "A million years is but a minute to me."
Patrick asked, "Lord, what is a million dollars to you?"
The Lord replied, "A million dollars is but a penny to me."
Patrick asked, "Lord, can I have a penny?"
The Lord replied, "In a minute."
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan