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A tall story
*Brick Order*
A man goes into his local building supply store and orders 10,000 bricks. "May I ask what you're building?" asks the man behind the counter. "It's going to be a barbecue." "Wow, that's a lot of bricks for one barbecue," "Not really; I live on the 12th floor." |
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*groan*
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kitchenelf Administrator "Count yourself...you ain't so many" - quote from Buck's Daddy |
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Executive Chef
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A man goes into a grocery store and orders 10,000 bricks of 1) coffee, or 2) butter, or 3) lard (you pick)
"May I ask what you're using them for", asks the clerk. (you pick answer)_____________________________________ "Wow that's alot of bricks", replys the clerk. "Not really; I _______________________________ (your answer) |
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Certified Executive Chef
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First I groaned as well, then I started chuckling. Its one of those so bad you just gotta laugh jokes.
Thanks for the laugh!
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Buddy ![]() "It is an easy thing for one whose foot is on the outside of calamity to give advice and to rebuke the sufferer." ~ AESCHYLUS, Prometheus Bound |
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