My Mom (believe it or not) emailed me this....
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and
- with a regimen of regular doses - you can overcome just about
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you really want to
live. Shyness and awkwardness will be things of the
past. You will discover many talents you never knew you
Stop hiding! - and start living - with Tequila!
(Medical Note: Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.)
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, heartache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing
Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and