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Old 07-07-2009, 07:51 PM   #1
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The Broken Lawnmower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail,
fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed
her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might
as well sweep the driveway.'


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Old 07-09-2009, 10:12 AM   #2
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Am I married to you?

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
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Old 07-09-2009, 12:28 PM   #3
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And you survived !!!
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