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Old 03-28-2006, 05:14 PM   #1
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Smile The cost of kids

I have seen repeatedly the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but
this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's
nice, really nice!!
* * * * *
The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth
to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about
sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into
$8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere
$24.24 a day! Just over
a dollar an hour.

Still, you might think the best financial advice says don't have children
if you want to be "rich." It is just the opposite. What do your get for
your $160,140?

Naming rights. First, middle, and last!

Glimpses of God every day.

Giggles under the covers every night.

More love than your heart can hold.

Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.

Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.

A hand to hold, usually covered with jam.

A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sand castles, and
skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain.

Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how
your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140, you never have to grow up.

You get to finger-paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch
lightning bugs, and never stop believing in Santa Claus.

You have an excuse to keep: reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
watching Saturday morning cartoons, going to Disney movies, and wishing
on stars.

You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets
and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set
in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's

For $160,140, there is no greater bang for your buck.

You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a splinter, filling a
wading pool, coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and coaching a baseball
team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

You get a front row seat to history to witness the first step, first
word, first bra, first date, and first time behind the wheel.

You get to be immortal.

You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a
long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren.

You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
communications, and human sexuality that no college can match.

You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under
the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them
forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you,
love without counting the cost.



"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings." http://aidancallum.blogspot.com/
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Old 03-28-2006, 05:17 PM   #2
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And it never stops after 18!! Then you get, if your lucky, a daughter/son in law and grandkids. Just the first 18 years are worth it, but, when your baby has their own, it's even better!! I'm still waiting, but, I get to see all my sisters kids having theirs!!

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Old 03-30-2006, 05:09 AM   #3
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What a great posting--brought tears to my eyes! And texasgirl, just hang in there---if it's meant to be, you'll be spoiling your grandkids down the road and suddenly be the smartest person around. If not, then spoil the dickens out of your sister's kids and be their favorite great-aunt!!!
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Old 03-30-2006, 05:50 AM   #4
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I agree - my children and grandchildren are worth everything they've ever cost me and more. They have made me feel younger and older than anything else I've ever done.
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