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Old 05-25-2008, 12:31 AM   #1
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The Dwarf

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My sister was driving down the road when a pickup truck abruptly stopped in front of her.

She stepped on the brakes, but ended up hitting the truck.
Both vehicles pulled over to the side of the road and as she was getting out of her car, a dwarf got out of the truck walked up to her and said "I am not happy!"
My sister then asked, "Well, then which one are you then?" That's when the fight started.

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Old 05-25-2008, 01:16 AM   #2
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Oh Middie good one

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Oh dear - that took me by surprise. I'm still chortling.
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Now why do I get the feeling that would be at least half of DC's comments too?? ROFL
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Thank you Thank you Thank You.
I'll be here all week.
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Good one, LOL.
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:15 PM   #8
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I donano.
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