The Evil Genie Game

[PieSusan]

Poof, you have to go in the hospital instead.

I wish that I could find some gumption.

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is granted but first you have to give to someone who has less then you.

i wish i could go on a trip around the world

 

[Lefty7887]

Granted, but you have to swim it.

I wish I had a new PC.

 

[Saphellae]

Granted, but it's a new Commodor, still in the box from 1990.

I wish I had money to get groceries!

 

[bglc32]

Poof, you have enough money to buy groceries for a year, but all of your appliances are broken so you can't store or cook any of them.

I wish all of my housework would be finished before I get off work so I don't have to go home and do it myself.

 

[Saphellae]

Poof !!! Your house is clean, but when you open a closet everything topples out.

I wish I had the energy to clean.

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is granted but first you have to climb the highest mountain.

i wish i could visit jamacia

 

[PieSusan]

Poof you are there but you everything is closed and people keep telling you manana.

I wish I could have a long nap in front of a fire in my fireplace.

 

[lifesaver]

Your wish is fully granted but you have to share the nap with a live bear.

I wish i could right now be lying in the sand on a nice warm beach.

 

[PieSusan]

poof but your eyes are swollen shut because you fell asleep in the sun and you are badly burnt.

I wish that I didn't have any worries.

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is granted, no more worries. but first you have to eat 10 lemons with no sweetner.

i wish i could perform magic.

 

[Saphellae]

POOF!!! You can perform magic, but for your first trick, you turn yourself invisible and do not know how to counter it.

I wish I had TV.

 

[JustMeToo]

Poof, you now have a TV, but with no picture tube.

I wish my hair was shorter.

 

[GB]

Your hair is so short no one can even see it.

I wish for world peace.

 

[lifesaver]

your wish is grated but first you have to make friends with someone in iraq.

i wish i could take a trip to isreal.

 

[GB]

Granted. Bring your rocket proof clothing.

I wish I had 20 more wishes.

 

[pdswife]

Granted but you must give 19 of them to away to the 19 people who you dislike most in this world...

I wish Paul had slept better last night

 

[JustMeToo]

He slept better but now you can't sleep.

I wish I could have lobster for dinner tonight.

 

[Lefty7887]

He slept better but now you can't sleep.

I wish I could have lobster for dinner tonight.

Granted, but they cost 1mil per pound,

I wish winter was over.

 

[GB]

Winter is over, but now super winter is beginning.

I wish my kids could sleep past 4am, but not longer than 9am.