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Old 01-25-2009, 02:06 AM   #21
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Your wish is granted, but you are on a tiny deserted island and have no fuel for the yacht!

I wish I had a new house to replace our tiny one.

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Old 01-25-2009, 03:28 AM   #22
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poof...here is your brand new house sadly it's even smaller than the last...

I wish that the glue on envelopes tasted like strawberries instead of envelope glue
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:50 AM   #23
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Poof, the glue tastes like strawberries, but you eat all the envelopes.

I wish my taxes were already done.
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:20 PM   #24
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Your taxes are done. You owe $25,000.

I wish I was independently wealthy.
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:31 PM   #25
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You are now independently wealth, but now the Feds are looking for you to lock you up for all the bank robberies.

I wish I didn't have to work.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:10 PM   #26
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Granted but you are so bored out of your gourd that you start begging people to employ you for free.

I wish that I could think of what to wish for.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:11 PM   #27
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Granted, but it leaves you feeling empty.

I wish I could fly like a bird.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:23 PM   #28
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Granted but you almost get sucked into an airplane engine.

I wish that I didn't feel so empty inside.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:35 PM   #29
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Granted, but, now you waddle like a duck

I wish I didn't have to do any household duties today.
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Old 01-25-2009, 02:36 PM   #30
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Granted, but now Primetime Live is at your door to do a story on the messy house lady.

I wish today was still Saturday.
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