The Genie Game

[urmaniac13]

(aww, you are too good for my ego, GB!!)

Granted, but watch out... your jealous but clever neighbour is secretly planning a complete robbery scheme...

I wish I could own a private jet to travel around wherever I please...

 

[GB]

Granted, but there are no pilots to be found anywhere.

I wish I could eat all the food I want and stay in perfect shape no matter what.

 

[urmaniac13]

Granted!! However in order to get rid of what you have eaten you have to spend most of your day sitting in toilet!!


I wish I had a superman's cape to fly around by myself so I wouldn't have to worry about the darn pilot...

 

[GB]

Granted, but you now actually are by yourself. You can fly wherever you want, but you have no one to share it with.

I wish the weather was always perfect.

 

[middie]

Granted Gb but now you're stuck doing yardwork everyday.

I wish I had the money to pay off my medical bills.

 

[Michelemarie]

Granted, but now you get no sleep because you are working three jobs.

I wish I knew my children's college education would be paid for and I could afford to retire when the time comes.

 

[mudbug]

Granted, MM, but now you have no money to send them phone cards so they can call you to tell you how lousy they are doing in school.

I wish I lived closer to most of my relatives.

 

[middie]

Granted Mud but now you'll be getting unannounced guests all hours of the day.

I wish my cousin would stop her drug use.

 

[texasgirl]

middie, that's not fair!!

okay, granted, but, now she will be 200 lbs from eating chocolate for the cravings{sorry, that's all I could think of}

I wish I could lose weight without having to excersise. LOL

 

[middie]

It's okay Texas.
Granted but then you'll be lazy bones. ( I wish the same thing myself lol )

I wish winter's in Ohio were shorter and warmer.

 

[SizzlininIN]

Granted but then where'd the fun be in flinging grass balls at people vs. snowballs.

I wish to give all my wish to all of you for whatever you desire. With an extra scoop for middie.........who's having a rough go of it right now I can tell.........praying for ya girl.

 

[Raven]

Granted!
Ronjon has a new still but because his old one blew up the G men are onto him

I wish I had a bigger garden.

~ Raven ~

 

[middie]

Granted but now you have more rabbits to try to keep away Raven.

I wish I had a more reliable car.

 

[wasabi]

Granted, but the Hummer you bought drinks gas like Kenny Rogers drinks beer.

I wish I could sing.

 

[middie]

Granted but now you'll have pollyps in your throat.

I wish I had a jacuzzi

 

[GB]

Granted, but it is leaking right into your living room.

I wish today was Saturday.

 

[SizzlininIN]

Granted! But theres a 90% chance of severe thunderstorms in the forecast.

I wish I had an endless supply of money to spend

 

[GB]

That is better than the 100% chance of rain we have had for the past number of weeks

Granted, you now have an endless supply of $, but there is also an endless line of people at your door looking for handouts.

I wish my swimming pool was always at the perfect swimming temp.

 

[middie]

Granted but then you'll never get anything done because you're always in the pool.

I wish I had more than 1 week of vacation coming up

 

[corazon]

I wish I had more than 1 week of vacation coming up

Granted but you'll spend your vacation at home doing all the laundry that has piling up.

I wish I lived closer to town...