The Genie Game

[GB]

Granted, but now you have to deal with more traffic, noise, and trash.

I wish I could ensure that my next child is as perfect as my first.

 

[vyapti]

Granted. Your next child will be named 'Dolly', the first human clone. You greet paparatzi at the door every morning.

I wish contractors would show up when scheduled.

 

[GB]

Granted, but they leave after only half the job is finished.

I wish gas was not so expensive.

 

[mudbug]

Granted, but now you will eat even more beans and become less fun to be around.

forgot to wish...
I wish hot fudge sundaes were health food.

 

[middie]

Granted but now there's a shortage of hot fudge.

I wish I had a maid

 

[wasabi]

Granted, but she looks like this.

I wish I had a goose that lays golden eggs.

 

[middie]

Granted but then you'll have that spoiled brat from willie wonka and the chocolate factory yelling " daddy i want one now" every day at your door.

it's okay if the maid looks like that. who cares as long as the house is clean ? lol.

i wish i could meet the rock

 

[urmaniac13]

i wish i could meet the rock

Granted... but it is inside (and towards the end of) the film "Doom", and he is already transformed into a monster.

I wish anything and everything that I wish for would come true.

 

[SizzlininIN]

I wish anything and everything that I wish for would come true.

Granted but you slip and say, "I wish I could just lie by this pool all day" and your still stuck there for all the seasons.

I wish the neighbors dog would get chronic laryngitis.

 

[GB]

Granted, but the neighbors miss the barking so they get a bigger louder dog to replace this one.

I wish I could have met my fathers mother.

 

[Raven]

Granted! But she makes you sit up straight at the table and raps your knuckles when you get out of line.

I wish (oh MAN I wish) I could get a copy of the 1890 census!! (before it was destroyed by fire) GRRRRR!!!!

~ Raven ~

 

[pdswife]

Granted but your wife just spilled a pitcher of tomato juice on it and it is unreadable....

I wish that Starbucks had a delivery system, I sure could use a double tall white mocha!!

 

[vyapti]

Granted, they deliver your mocha with a pressure washer. You need a shower.

I wish I could still get by on 5 hours of sleep/night.

 

[pdswife]

Granted but..you have to sleep on a bed of nails.

I wish I was all done packing for the back packing trip.

 

[GB]

Granted, but you just saw the weather report and it is saying 100% change of torrential downpours during your entire trip.

I wish this party I am going to tonight is a lot of fun.

 

[vyapti]

Granted. Too much fun. You'll have to find someone to bail you out of jail.

I wish I could swap my big toes with my cat's paws.

 

[wasabi]

Granted, but pantyhose will cost you a fortune.

I wish I could swim.

 

[pdswife]

Granted... you can swim. Sadly the shark can swim faster and is really hungry!!


I wish that my son would show up for dinner without a load of clothes to wash.

 

[wasabi]

Granted, he's a nudist now.

I wish this house would clean itself.

 

[vyapti]

Granted. And it complains whenever you leave your dirty dishes in the sink.

I wish my cats would clean their litter box.