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Old 06-29-2006, 02:28 PM   #41
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Granted, but now you have to deal with more traffic, noise, and trash.

I wish I could ensure that my next child is as perfect as my first.
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:14 PM   #42
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Granted. Your next child will be named 'Dolly', the first human clone. You greet paparatzi at the door every morning.

I wish contractors would show up when scheduled.
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:20 PM   #43
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Granted, but they leave after only half the job is finished.

I wish gas was not so expensive.
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Old 06-29-2006, 03:52 PM   #44
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Granted, but now you will eat even more beans and become less fun to be around.

forgot to wish...
I wish hot fudge sundaes were health food.
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:21 PM   #45
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Granted but now there's a shortage of hot fudge.

I wish I had a maid
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Old 06-29-2006, 05:42 PM   #46
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Granted, but she looks like this.

I wish I had a goose that lays golden eggs.
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Old 06-29-2006, 09:29 PM   #47
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Granted but then you'll have that spoiled brat from willie wonka and the chocolate factory yelling " daddy i want one now" every day at your door.

it's okay if the maid looks like that. who cares as long as the house is clean ? lol.

i wish i could meet the rock
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Old 06-30-2006, 01:19 AM   #48
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i wish i could meet the rock
Granted... but it is inside (and towards the end of) the film "Doom", and he is already transformed into a monster.

I wish anything and everything that I wish for would come true.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:53 AM   #49
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I wish anything and everything that I wish for would come true.

Granted but you slip and say, "I wish I could just lie by this pool all day" and your still stuck there for all the seasons.

I wish the neighbors dog would get chronic laryngitis.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:59 AM   #50
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Granted, but the neighbors miss the barking so they get a bigger louder dog to replace this one.

I wish I could have met my fathers mother.
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