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Old 02-26-2006, 07:30 PM   #1
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The Little Blonde Girl

"THE LITTLE BLONDE GIRL"


A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"


"Very good," said her mother.


"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.


"Yes, it's because you're blonde."


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"


"Very good," said her mother.


"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"


"Yes, It's because you're blonde."


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's.


"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.


"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"



No, Honey, Its because you're 24."

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Old 02-26-2006, 07:43 PM   #2
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WASABI!! That is just too funny!!!
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Old 02-27-2006, 12:19 AM   #3
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love blonde jokes! Thank you!!!!
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roflmbo wasabi !!!!!
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Old 02-27-2006, 10:19 AM   #5
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lol great like
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Old 02-27-2006, 01:43 PM   #6
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Forwarding to my mother, who like me is blond - we never tire of blond jokes
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How blondes print Word documents.....
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