There's this place near me where you can find the most disgustingly bad for you sandwiches in the world. They're by no means gourmet, and for that matter hardly even appetizing unless you're craving the worst combination of fat, salt, grease, and cheese possible. The place I speak of is the legendary Grease Trucks lot on the Rutgers campus in New Brunswick. They'll serve you any combination of fried foods on a bun and call it a sandwich. For example: a philly cheese steak, french fries, mozzarella sticks, and chicken fingers all wedged into an oversized hot dog roll and smothered in a sauce of your choice. There are a billion other combinations like this. I've been there a few times. . . had half of a sandwich the first time, and ever since I've been sticking to plain old mozzarella sticks (not on a bun!) while my boyfriend and his buddies chow down on what I've come to think of as death on a roll. Seriously, those things are awful. But they've got quite a following!