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Old 04-11-2007, 04:29 PM   #1
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The most fattening samich contest

What would be your most fattening, artery jamming samich?

Mine would be:

A Chilli, cheese kielbasa sub topped with mayo and cracklin'

Yummo.

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Old 04-11-2007, 04:45 PM   #2
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Yea that sounds very bad for you :)
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:34 PM   #3
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Does it have to taste good too?

If not I think I'd go for something like the Triple B Sandwich, Beef Fat, Bacon, n' Butter. LOL

My step brother's idea of cooking when he was about twelve or so was to take about 1/2 a package of those pepperidge farm pepperoni slices and cram them all onto a hot dog bun, and then load the bun with about 6 oz or so of shredded mozzarella cheese and microwave it all for about a minute. The bun turned orange because it soaked up all the pepperoni grease. That might just be the most fattening sandwich that I've seen someone eat.

The fattiest sandwich I can concieve of right now might be a take on the philly cheesesteak... use some marbled ribeye but fry it like you would chicken... sautee peppers and onions in a lot of butter, toast your bun with butter, and then make some sort of cheese sauce out of swiss or provolone and heavy cream and butter. I'll bet someone somweher has made a similar snadwich to that before.
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:31 PM   #4
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:54 PM   #5
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My uncle had a major heart attack last fall. His heart stopped twice on the way to the hospital, and if he hadn't lived close to a major cardiac facility, he probably would have died.

He said he'd had a big Philly Cheesesteak Sandwich for supper that night.
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:00 PM   #6
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I think the most fatterning sandwich I ever had was a large stuffed pizza with everything inside and a lot of dough to keep the ingredients inside of the pizza.
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:56 PM   #7
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2 8 Oz Patties
6 Slabs Bacon
Buttered Thick White Roll
4 Slices Cheddar Cheese
Fried Egg
Fried Onion Strings

Take that sandwich, dip it in beer batter

Deep fry it in lard.

Serve.
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:08 PM   #8
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Good Lord, Leg!
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Old 04-11-2007, 08:11 PM   #9
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Probably the "Ah, There's the Ruben" from Carnegies deli in the Mirage in Vegas...20 bucks for this tripple decker samich that is served on a full platter with all the fixins (pastrami, turkey, ham, beef, cheese, onion, spread, bread...ohmygosh)...yum yum yum tums...LOL
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Good Lord, Leg!
lol, can you imagine that monstrosity? My arteries are hardening just thinking about it
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