The Purina Diet...

[mugsy27]

got this off another board:

After all the great food we've had for Thanksgiving, we might all need
to try this diet!!! I don't know when I've laughed so hard!

The Purina Diet


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in
line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works
is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why
I ended up in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit
me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

 

[goboenomo]

Hahaha! That's great.
When I saw this topic, I thought something weird was going on.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[shpj4]

Well you gave me a good laugh. Thanks.

 

[Harborwitch]

Makeup is now ruined - durn near wet myself - I'm gonna chuckle all day long!!! Thanks for a great laugh!

 

[middie]

I had that in an email. I still hit the floor laughing when I read it.

 

[Andy M.]

Thanks for the belly laugh!

 

[Michelemarie]

Very cute, thanks for sharing!