Originally Posted by kleenex
Screw the Normal way when you can do it the Scientific Way!!!
My mother always cut the Christmas rich fruit cake this way because her mother did and so on.
If this is what scientists do all day we must be paying them too much.
Not so long ago some "scientists" at a British university proved that babies will stop crying and go to sleep if you (wait for it......) ROCK THEIR CRADLES!!!!
Shock! Why has no-one discovered this before? They also worked out the precise speed and tempo of rocking that produced the quietest babies.