The secret to a long life!
A tough, old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.
He left four children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great grandchildren, 10 great great grandchildren and a 50 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" - George Orwell.
"What we do, more than anything we say, reveals what we truly value the most." - An Unknown Soldier