The Top 10 Signs You're A Lousy Cook

[SixSix210]

The Top 10 Signs You're A Lousy Cook:

10. Your family automatically heads for the table every time they
hear a fire truck.
9. Your kids know what "peas porridge in a pot nine days old"
tastes like.
8. Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family
grabs forks and follows him.
7. Your kids favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
6. You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for your toy
poodle.
5. Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting him
over for dinner.
4. Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle toxic
waste in their lunch bags.
3. Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
2. No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.
... and the Number 1 Sign You're A Lousy Cook:
1. You burned the house down trying to make jello.

 

[Maverick2272]

I was guilty of some of those when I first started out!

 

[LadyCook61]

Funny list. Not guilty of any of those things, maybe because I learned to cook as a child

 

[Llamaso]

And one of my favorites.
You open a restaurant and the sign says: Sorry we're open

 

[miniman]

Have set the smoke alarm off once or twice. Good list, made me laugh.

 

[Bilby]

Very funny! There is an English comedy called My Family and this list describes the wife, Susan (played by Zoe Wannamaker) to a tee!!

 

[DrThunder88]

And one of my favorites.
You open a restaurant and the sign says: Sorry we're open

I've seen those! More businesses need them.

 

[middie]

Laughing at #5.