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Old 01-03-2006, 01:18 AM   #1
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The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Old 01-03-2006, 01:50 AM   #2
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Old 01-03-2006, 01:56 AM   #3
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My fortune was not for the G rated crowd.
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:10 AM   #4
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Either was mine wasabi... I had to redo it three times before I got one little ears could hear.
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My fortune was not for the G rated crowd.
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Sorry guys!
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:17 AM   #6
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It's ok. It was funny!
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:46 AM   #7
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Yep, it made me laugh.
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Old 01-03-2006, 02:54 AM   #8
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Old 01-03-2006, 03:28 AM   #9
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A man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Old 01-03-2006, 06:59 PM   #12
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hummm, mine was Man who run behind car exhausted

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House without toilet is uncanny

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Old 01-03-2006, 07:38 PM   #14
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