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Old 10-09-2006, 08:14 PM   #91
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Because he hasn't sprouted wings yet.


Why do shoes always fit better in the shoe store....and then cut off all circulation to the entire toe family when you wear them for the first time?
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Old 10-09-2006, 08:20 PM   #92
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That's how they trick you into buying them.

Why does summer have to end ???????
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Old 10-09-2006, 08:48 PM   #93
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Because Persephone was promised to Hades for 3 months out of every year.



Why do people believe that if the dishwasher couldn't get something stuck on off the first time around, it will work the second?
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Old 10-09-2006, 11:51 PM   #94
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Take it out of the dishwasher - - - ahhhhhhh Simon didn't say - Simon says put it IN the dishwasher - 'cause Simon said, that's why

Why does one get sleepy around 6:30 PM then get's all bright-eyed around - um - 11:51 PM?
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Old 10-10-2006, 01:05 AM   #95
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Why does one get sleepy around 6:30 PM then get's all bright-eyed around - um - 11:51 PM?
because 6:30 ate 11:51 !

Why does the motivation to exercise go away once it comes time to get up off my bootay and do it?
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:00 PM   #96
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Why does one get sleepy around 6:30 PM then get's all bright-eyed around - um - 11:51 PM?
Because youre fighting not to goto work the next day.

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Old 10-13-2006, 07:23 PM   #97
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Why do monks wear robes?

To match their fuzzy slippers

Why do owls see better at night?
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Old 10-13-2006, 07:25 PM   #98
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Because they wouldn't look very reverent in a tutu.

Why can't I stretch like my cat? It looks so satisfying.
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It takes them awhile to put in their contacts. YOU try and do it with only wings!

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Old 10-13-2006, 09:31 PM   #100
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Because the drugs haven't worn off yet.

Why do I sneeze so much?
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